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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because Seven Eight Nine!
Jake: "You know geometry?"
Candy: "I know it's what you say right before you become a tree... get it? Gee, I'm a tree!"
- Two and a Half Men
A man walks up from the town and drags his son with him. He goes to a school and asks what they teach.
Teacher- We teach everything sir. Reading , writing, arithmetic...
Man- What is this ariththingy.
Teacher- Well its maths, sir. We teach many things including stem and leaf diagrams and trigonometry.
Man- Dang me, that's just what he needs, triggernometry. He's the worst shot in the family.
A: Because Seven Eight Nine!
Jake: "You know geometry?"
Candy: "I know it's what you say right before you become a tree... get it? Gee, I'm a tree!"
- Two and a Half Men
A man walks up from the town and drags his son with him. He goes to a school and asks what they teach.
Teacher- We teach everything sir. Reading , writing, arithmetic...
Man- What is this ariththingy.
Teacher- Well its maths, sir. We teach many things including stem and leaf diagrams and trigonometry.
Man- Dang me, that's just what he needs, triggernometry. He's the worst shot in the family.